Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
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