i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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