You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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