what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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