I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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