so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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