Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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