it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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