check it out our google latitudes are spooning
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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