oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Dear god my vagina.
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