I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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