I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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