Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
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