I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
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