Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
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