I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Randomize
