Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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