i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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