Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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