please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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