hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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