they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
Life is so much better after having sex.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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