everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
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