Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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