I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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