Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
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