i need an iv and a liver transplant
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
My dick has a subreddit
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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