Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
It was like getting head from an anaconda
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
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