it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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