Cold hands, warm shart.
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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