doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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