Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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