she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Randomize
