He asked me if I "almost moaned"
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
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