quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Is it because I queefed?
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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