if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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