Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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