I wish i was in the wii world.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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