Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Small penises have feelings too.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
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Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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