I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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