After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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