I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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