Porn is love you can see.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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