See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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