playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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