let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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