i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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