are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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