Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
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