ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
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